cutejewboys:

cute jew boy lovers, there’s only 1 name you’ll ever need to know from this day forward. Benny Feilhaber. we can shut the site down now. we’ve achieved the penultimate. Benny Feilhaber.

let’s face it. i’m american so i don’t care about soccer. when the World Cup is on in my lobby @ work, i pretend to be interested and go nosh on leftover conference food.

that is, until i discovered BENNY FEILHABER. the soccer-playing, bright blue-eyed cute BRAZILIAN JEW boy. 

just look at him. is this guy real? he is the finest specimen of kosher dill i have ever laid eyes on. when you google him, you can imagine the suggestions you get.

“benny feilhaber shirtless”
“benny feilhaber girlfriend”
“benny feilhaber schlong size”
(ok, i made that last one up)

this guy must score constantly (although not enough for the usa apparently). but win or lose Benny, we’re all going to win because your face is going to be EVERYWHERE. and hopefully, your body…blown up on larger-than-life billboards…in times square…near my apartment.

& hey Benny, if you happen to read this, i’d like to blow your vuvuzela.

-@caseypenney